Saturday, July 23, 2011

Music, Death and Fame !


Is the “Unexplained” status about the death of a Musician is the Ticket to Fame? This seems to be trending.

It’s quite often that we come across news where we hear about some cracked-up musician is either death or rose to fame post the demise.

Is death actually a road to fame? To quite a few individuals whom I have heard about – things have been this way!


Today Amy Jade Winehouse is dead! News confirms that she was found dead in her apartment at London. So far police has described the cause of her death as “unexplained”. Is she going to be the next famous person?

One of the finest and most admired people in my life “Jim Morrison” is dead. Although he was an intelligent and a fine lad who had even finest vocabulary with words and phrases well woven - alcohol, drugs and women led to his demise and there rose the spirit of Jim Morrison – The Lizard kind.

I knew a very good friend, musician and a kind hearted person who died at a young age. It’s been a while and there are Annual gigs organized in his fond memory.

There is always a struggle while you live, but when you die - make sure you are not forgotten.

“I see myself as a huge fiery comet, a shooting star. Everyone stops, points up and gasps "Oh look at that!" Then- whoosh, and I'm gone...and they'll never see anything like it ever again... and they won't be able to forget me- ever.” - Jim Morrison

The Road to Hell…….Opens the Door to Fame !


 Believe the Prophet !

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Hollywood - Made in India !

We all love watching movies and it so happens that some scene/images gets glued onto our mind. It is always available in our memory database to fetch and share whenever we want to discuss 'movies' with our not-so-happening friends or scouting for some random conversations.

There is this one glorious scene which will stay with me till I step into my grave.

A 'Full Blossomed' lady was being chased by some amateur goons and was about to have the shoulder of her blouse forcefully torn. Suddenly a bottle of country daru  rools on the floor and a man enters the screen -  The Goondas (Bad Guys) were definitely not expecting someone to spoil the fun so they asked him, " Who are you ?"

The Man Replied, "Dikhne me bewada, daudne me ghoda, aur maarne me hathoda hoon main

The Lion hearted - Mithun Chakraborty .

I get extremely impatient with people who don't "appreciate" the fact about his greatness and unreasonably compare him by the likes of Amitabh and Sha-Ruk-khan-no-terrorist.I have read numerous posts and blogs about people who like to write about bollywood and it is fact that what Hollywood is today is only because of this divine soul which was presented to us by our cable operators.
  
I am sure you have seen Bourne Identity - In the movie “Panther” – Mithun-da plays the role of an assassin who is coming out of a state of amnesia, and we say that we are highly inspired by Holly flicks

In another movie I have seen this man suspending himself mid air and kicks the bad guys in crazy super slow motion - and Matrix tops the box office charts !!


The movie "Boxer" was an inspiration for all the budding boxers - but then Rocky 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  and later even 6 where I can see Sly trying to do pack every thing in phases, across 6 movies, what the great soul (mithun-da) did in a single movie.

If Henry Ford revolutionized the automotive industry in the early 20th century with the use of the “assembly line”, Mithun-da has done something similar with his movies. The word of God is never concise—The Bible, the Koran, the Gita are not small books, you shall stay to pray. But with this small post I hereby attempt to throw some divine light about this individual.

Respect him for what he is!

Believe the Prophet!

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Let's Talk Dirty !!

 I personally believe that if you are deeply thinking about something with great intensity and concentration, the best way to do is by digging your nose with your index finger. Over a period of time it will be so natural and spontaneous and you will not realize that your finger is actually inside your nose and you are miles away into your thoughts. Ahh!! Just by talking about it - I feel so great. If I had the capability - I would have actually typed with one hand and my other hand would have been right up there feeling the cold/moist nostril.

Now if you can relate yourself with the above - Feel proud - Just don't be ashamed of things people say!

Believe the Prophet!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

I am a "Rock" Music Fan !

Rock/Metal - I have been associated with this form of music for a while now and I am lucky and at the same time a little mentally disturbed to come across some mofos who do not understand this form of music. Honestly, I support and truly understand that this has more to do with ones personal choice. However, what stings me the most is when these set of people leave a comment on the music they do not understand. Comments like “What form of music endorses the noise made by train?” Noise made by Train? WTF??
There are few others who desperately try to get associated with the Music –
Loser: “Aaaah Metallica sucks”
I understand Rock: “Err… Why would you say that?”
Loser: “Well…They lack Rhythm?” (What the Hell that means????)
I understand Rock: “Well….Tell me the band for whom you can trade your left nut for?”
Loser: “Guns and Roses”

The above dialogue was provided by a friend/ citizen reporter – “Katch-the-billy”

The “Loser” does not know that Metallica paved way for bands like Guns and Roses and Gays like Axl Rose.
Why do people hate Rock music??

Is it because it is too loud?
Is it coz it does not make any sense to you?
Is it coz you find only yourself not 'understanding' this form of music?
Does the words black, death, core trouble you?

I love the statement made by Sam Dunn:

 “Ever since I was 12 years old I had to defend my love for heavy metal against those who say it’s a less valid form of music.  My answer now is that you either feel it or you don’t. If metal doesn’t give that overwhelming surge of power that makes the hair stand up at the back of your neck, you might never get it, and you know what? That’s okay, because judging by the 40,000 metalheads around me we are doing just fine without you.”

 Please Buzz of Losers !!!!!!

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Kamran (F)Akmal bleeds my ears Blue !

If the corporate companies think that their employees will work today- they are supremely mistaken? Today is the day when cricket fanatics share ( Indian of course) will share greetings with each other on the historic victory of India over Pakistan and the rival relationship between the two nations - India and Pakistan. Cricket will be the only hot topic between two strangers, between a guy and a girl who are planning to get hooked up or laid down. This remains the ultimate shit to talk about for 3 more days to come.

I am sure there are a hell lot of pages written about the World Cup clash between both these nations and I really don’t want to fuck your brains more on these subject matter. However -Throughout the match there was one person whom I couldn’t take my ears and eyes off - That was Kamran Akmal - popularly known as  THE GUY WHO WEARS GLOVES FOR NOTHING !

It appeared that there were only two persons playing for Pakistan – one definitely being Mr. Kamran Akmal and the second one is “C’mon Shahid Bhai! C'mon Shahid Bhai”. Every time when Kamran Akmal shouted his name, the only thing I could relate to at that point of time is the sound which an horny Orangutan (and not Sidhu) would cry out when denied a fuck. The screaming was so irritatingly loud that the commentators may have actually put the stumps camera on a mute more so that they can be heard. Wonder if he shouts the same way when he gets cozy with his wife at home !!




Sunday, March 27, 2011

Religion - Clowns of Global Circus !

Ah ! -Finally here is a bold step taken to post about something which is very sensitive and touchy.

Religion -You have seen it growing into you and around you ever since you have inherited, rather infected this deadly virus. Some say it is a set of belief concerning the course  of nature and purpose of the universe, others believe it's a mere never ending fairy tale that divides the world into multiple social and political groups.

It's funny to watch people attending an opera kinda concert and come out with a feeling that they have connected with the Supernatural Being - I would love to call them the victims of Hallucination!

Some other men run naked around the world and have millions of our money worth investments and  audited properties. Baba Ramdev who has a multi crore empire and also owns a Scottish island is a supreme example.

What your religion teaches you is wrong! Your books are written by Man himself… Religion invented Gods  - Many of them !

You are funny clowns of this global circus and you will never give up entertaining people like me who are on the other side.

I am no Atheist - Grow up Matherfakers ! :)









Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentine Bug !

The valentine bug is a crazy bug which has bitten most of us at different places. Have you ever witnessed the feeling of being up at work observing people going home early thinking that this is the Day which may get you laid. I am talking about those people who's spouse is the least interested and least desired person on this planet and a partner who is disinterested about your sex life. Both are a difficult situation to be in.....but why leave early from work when you gonna get 'none' ! Rather enjoy the usual assault at work. It kinda gets routine over a period of time.

Do you call this a valentine day ? Oh ! Now u call this a work-life balance? Appreciate your way of life.
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Monday, January 24, 2011

Monday Blues...!

Monday Blues! Aargh..! Doesn't it drive you crazy? It always happens that you may have to stay awake late on a Sunday night just to catch up with your favorite football team playing or recovering for a weekend hangover.  It is always a disgusting feeling to get up on Monday morning.

How does the world appear on Monday? It could be Gloomy, colorful (*hic*) or a fu**ing long day at work.

It somewhat feels the same at my end too -  precisely the reason why this post is up on a 'Monday' when the day seems endless and the piled up work appears like an ancient five headed serpent over your head.

Infact I have heard that there is a scientific reason behind the usual Monday blues - something to do with our internal clock system - the way the human body is programmed and there is always a sleep deficit.

Someone said that it is good to exercise early morning to release the feel good endorphins and get the blood flowing into your body.

Yawn! I would rather have an additional hour of sleep and count the endorphins in my dreams.