Thursday, March 31, 2011

Kamran (F)Akmal bleeds my ears Blue !

If the corporate companies think that their employees will work today- they are supremely mistaken? Today is the day when cricket fanatics share ( Indian of course) will share greetings with each other on the historic victory of India over Pakistan and the rival relationship between the two nations - India and Pakistan. Cricket will be the only hot topic between two strangers, between a guy and a girl who are planning to get hooked up or laid down. This remains the ultimate shit to talk about for 3 more days to come.

I am sure there are a hell lot of pages written about the World Cup clash between both these nations and I really don’t want to fuck your brains more on these subject matter. However -Throughout the match there was one person whom I couldn’t take my ears and eyes off - That was Kamran Akmal - popularly known as  THE GUY WHO WEARS GLOVES FOR NOTHING !

It appeared that there were only two persons playing for Pakistan – one definitely being Mr. Kamran Akmal and the second one is “C’mon Shahid Bhai! C'mon Shahid Bhai”. Every time when Kamran Akmal shouted his name, the only thing I could relate to at that point of time is the sound which an horny Orangutan (and not Sidhu) would cry out when denied a fuck. The screaming was so irritatingly loud that the commentators may have actually put the stumps camera on a mute more so that they can be heard. Wonder if he shouts the same way when he gets cozy with his wife at home !!




Sunday, March 27, 2011

Religion - Clowns of Global Circus !

Ah ! -Finally here is a bold step taken to post about something which is very sensitive and touchy.

Religion -You have seen it growing into you and around you ever since you have inherited, rather infected this deadly virus. Some say it is a set of belief concerning the course  of nature and purpose of the universe, others believe it's a mere never ending fairy tale that divides the world into multiple social and political groups.

It's funny to watch people attending an opera kinda concert and come out with a feeling that they have connected with the Supernatural Being - I would love to call them the victims of Hallucination!

Some other men run naked around the world and have millions of our money worth investments and  audited properties. Baba Ramdev who has a multi crore empire and also owns a Scottish island is a supreme example.

What your religion teaches you is wrong! Your books are written by Man himself… Religion invented Gods  - Many of them !

You are funny clowns of this global circus and you will never give up entertaining people like me who are on the other side.

I am no Atheist - Grow up Matherfakers ! :)