Lateral Thinking Skills !

It takes time to really understand what some people can achieve just by making orgasmic corporate presentation – doesn’t matter if it is for real or a fake one. That’s how my day has been today.

But in practical life, I know how filthy and desperate you human beings are. I shall guide you in your desperation and show you the way. After centuries of research I will give you some personal inputs which you can put to use. This can help you in your lateral thinking process, protect you, let you know what a woman is thinking about you and if lucky - can also get you laid. Ah! Now its gets interesting for you. Isn’t it? That’s that problem with you – You use the wrong head to think.

If you are out with a girl for a cheap date and she insists on going to a new restaurant (definitely expensive) and she gets lost on the way…..don’t worry coz you may have discovered a virgin. But if she prefers going to a new restaurant every time (of course – the expensive ones) then you could be the one who is hunted this time as she would be someone who generally prefers a virgin.

Now you have finally decided on a restaurant and she ends up taking a lot of time to order – then there are chances that she generally has trouble reaching orgasm. And if she changes her mind after ordering – then she might never call you again.

She is definitely a Nymphomaniac if she changes table frequently.

If she calls for ‘the usual’ then she is the one who would prefer the ‘missionary’ way.   

Woman - If you find him sending the food back and telling the chef that it is not as per his expectation – then he will sleep with you, brag to all his friends and then will also borrow money.

If he/she asks for a detailed description of dessert – expects you to talk dirty.

Beware! If she orders a dessert involving nuts – she is a Castrating Bitch!

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Where the Fuck was I ?

Oh yes! I understand that I have neglected you and left you helpless, pitiful and confused beings in the midst of wolves in complete darkness and torment. But you need not worry anymore coz I am back! It took me a while to get back to sharing my rare wisdom and keep you guys not only entertained but also mentally satisfied. I was in a celestial intervention where I was wanted by the God and the Satan at the same time and yeah... They are still fighting.

The phase was like when Jim Carrey meets Morgan Freeman - the same time when Ace Ventura steps in and Neo reloads the Matrix. It was too complicated man. It was like the rise of Dinosaurs and the beginning of a new Ice Age. Even thought everything seemed so normal to your eyes, the world was headed towards destruction, a total wipe-out of the human race. I had to intervene.

Lesser mortals like you owe me your life as I was fighting for your existence when you were too busy making out with your spouse/ fiancé or your pet.

It’s good to have me back!

Believe the Prophet !