Your Argo-Ment is Invalid !!

Since the announcement of Ben Affleck as the new Batman, the Internet has been set ablaze with jokes and memes about the actor in this upcoming role. Really, I've never seen anything like this reaction to a casting announcement - Have You?

So one has to wonder, while Ben Affleck may be the hero Gotham needs, is he really the one it deserves right now?

I found some funniest Ben Affleck as Batman Memes from Internet.

I am just amused at how worked up people get over stuff like this :)

The Girl with a Horse-Fish Tattoo

It was a rainy evening when I bumped into her and asked her about how she was doing? She promptly replied that she was fine and returning back from work. Dovely is a shy, fun-loving, safe-to-have-in-your-neighborhood girl who may also appear to be disoriented at times.

Dovely used to work for a newspaper publishing company then and used to actively participate in Ganesh Chaturti celebrations with most of the Malls in Mumbai - singing chants and slogans of the brand Vicco Turmeric (in Hindi, English and Malayalam). Her core forte was bull-shitting her way with the clients and at the same time getting paid for it too. Some of us also refer to it as Marketing. 

She told everyone that she had to leave all the glamour coz she got a better opportunity. As per the sources of Prophet of Nonsense (PON) she was caught in the act with her lady-bossy and since then confronting with each other just got difficult and ultimately she had to quit. 

I can't deny the fact that Dovely is an active slave of an awesome company but things are too hairy about her these days. So hairy- that some Jew had to do his act of separating the hair from the follicles so that the new found oil can pass through the scalp - Elixir !

I wonder why something like HAIR which is so lifeless can cover up essential and important things in life - eyes, head, assets (*tsk tsk*) ,time, friends, reporting manager, workstation, etc.etc ?

I also wonder what's the reference of the horse-fish tattoo with this post. The answer lies above her ankle !

I want to know the face behind all that hairy business !!! Do you know who is she?

Lateral Thinking Skills !

It takes time to really understand what some people can achieve just by making orgasmic corporate presentation – doesn’t matter if it is for real or a fake one. That’s how my day has been today.

But in practical life, I know how filthy and desperate you human beings are. I shall guide you in your desperation and show you the way. After centuries of research I will give you some personal inputs which you can put to use. This can help you in your lateral thinking process, protect you, let you know what a woman is thinking about you and if lucky - can also get you laid. Ah! Now its gets interesting for you. Isn’t it? That’s that problem with you – You use the wrong head to think.

If you are out with a girl for a cheap date and she insists on going to a new restaurant (definitely expensive) and she gets lost on the way…..don’t worry coz you may have discovered a virgin. But if she prefers going to a new restaurant every time (of course – the expensive ones) then you could be the one who is hunted this time as she would be someone who generally prefers a virgin.

Now you have finally decided on a restaurant and she ends up taking a lot of time to order – then there are chances that she generally has trouble reaching orgasm. And if she changes her mind after ordering – then she might never call you again.

She is definitely a Nymphomaniac if she changes table frequently.

If she calls for ‘the usual’ then she is the one who would prefer the ‘missionary’ way.   

Woman - If you find him sending the food back and telling the chef that it is not as per his expectation – then he will sleep with you, brag to all his friends and then will also borrow money.

If he/she asks for a detailed description of dessert – expects you to talk dirty.

Beware! If she orders a dessert involving nuts – she is a Castrating Bitch!

Believe the Prophet! - http://www.facebook.com/ProphetOfNonsense

Where the Fuck was I ?

Oh yes! I understand that I have neglected you and left you helpless, pitiful and confused beings in the midst of wolves in complete darkness and torment. But you need not worry anymore coz I am back! It took me a while to get back to sharing my rare wisdom and keep you guys not only entertained but also mentally satisfied. I was in a celestial intervention where I was wanted by the God and the Satan at the same time and yeah... They are still fighting.

The phase was like when Jim Carrey meets Morgan Freeman - the same time when Ace Ventura steps in and Neo reloads the Matrix. It was too complicated man. It was like the rise of Dinosaurs and the beginning of a new Ice Age. Even thought everything seemed so normal to your eyes, the world was headed towards destruction, a total wipe-out of the human race. I had to intervene.

Lesser mortals like you owe me your life as I was fighting for your existence when you were too busy making out with your spouse/ fiancé or your pet.

It’s good to have me back!

Believe the Prophet !

Music, Death and Fame !

Is the “Unexplained” status about the death of a Musician is the Ticket to Fame? This seems to be trending.

It’s quite often that we come across news where we hear about some cracked-up musician is either death or rose to fame post the demise.

Is death actually a road to fame? To quite a few individuals whom I have heard about – things have been this way!

Today Amy Jade Winehouse is dead! News confirms that she was found dead in her apartment at London. So far police has described the cause of her death as “unexplained”. Is she going to be the next famous person?

One of the finest and most admired people in my life “Jim Morrison” is dead. Although he was an intelligent and a fine lad who had even finest vocabulary with words and phrases well woven - alcohol, drugs and women led to his demise and there rose the spirit of Jim Morrison – The Lizard kind.

I knew a very good friend, musician and a kind hearted person who died at a young age. It’s been a while and there are Annual gigs organized in his fond memory.

There is always a struggle while you live, but when you die - make sure you are not forgotten.

“I see myself as a huge fiery comet, a shooting star. Everyone stops, points up and gasps "Oh look at that!" Then- whoosh, and I'm gone...and they'll never see anything like it ever again... and they won't be able to forget me- ever.” - Jim Morrison

The Road to Hell…….Opens the Door to Fame !

 Believe the Prophet !

Hollywood - Made in India !

We all love watching movies and it so happens that some scene/images gets glued onto our mind. It is always available in our memory database to fetch and share whenever we want to discuss 'movies' with our not-so-happening friends or scouting for some random conversations.

There is this one glorious scene which will stay with me till I step into my grave.

A 'Full Blossomed' lady was being chased by some amateur goons and was about to have the shoulder of her blouse forcefully torn. Suddenly a bottle of country daru  rools on the floor and a man enters the screen -  The Goondas (Bad Guys) were definitely not expecting someone to spoil the fun so they asked him, " Who are you ?"

The Man Replied, "Dikhne me bewada, daudne me ghoda, aur maarne me hathoda hoon main”

The Lion hearted - Mithun Chakraborty .

I get extremely impatient with people who don't "appreciate" the fact about his greatness and unreasonably compare him by the likes of Amitabh and Sha-Ruk-khan-no-terrorist.I have read numerous posts and blogs about people who like to write about bollywood and it is fact that what Hollywood is today is only because of this divine soul which was presented to us by our cable operators.

  

I am sure you have seen Bourne Identity - In the movie “Panther” – Mithun-da plays the role of an assassin who is coming out of a state of amnesia, and we say that we are highly inspired by Holly flicks

In another movie I have seen this man suspending himself mid air and kicks the bad guys in crazy super slow motion - and Matrix tops the box office charts !!

The movie "Boxer" was an inspiration for all the budding boxers - but then Rocky 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  and later even 6 where I can see Sly trying to do pack every thing in phases, across 6 movies, what the great soul (mithun-da) did in a single movie.

If Henry Ford revolutionized the automotive industry in the early 20th century with the use of the “assembly line”, Mithun-da has done something similar with his movies. The word of God is never concise—The Bible, the Koran, the Gita are not small books, you shall stay to pray. But with this small post I hereby attempt to throw some divine light about this individual.

Respect him for what he is!

Believe the Prophet!

Let's Talk Dirty !!

 I personally believe that if you are deeply thinking about something with great intensity and concentration, the best way to do is by digging your nose with your index finger. Over a period of time it will be so natural and spontaneous and you will not realize that your finger is actually inside your nose and you are miles away into your thoughts. Ahh!! Just by talking about it - I feel so great. If I had the capability - I would have actually typed with one hand and my other hand would have been right up there feeling the cold/moist nostril.

Now if you can relate yourself with the above - Feel proud - Just don't be ashamed of things people say!

Believe the Prophet!