Oh yes! I understand that I have neglected you and left you helpless, pitiful and confused beings in the midst of wolves in complete darkness and torment. But you need not worry anymore coz I am back! It took me a while to get back to sharing my rare wisdom and keep you guys not only entertained but also mentally satisfied. I was in a celestial intervention where I was wanted by the God and the Satan at the same time and yeah... They are still fighting.
The phase was like when Jim Carrey meets Morgan Freeman - the same time when Ace Ventura steps in and Neo reloads the Matrix. It was too complicated man. It was like the rise of Dinosaurs and the beginning of a new Ice Age. Even thought everything seemed so normal to your eyes, the world was headed towards destruction, a total wipe-out of the human race. I had to intervene.
Lesser mortals like you owe me your life as I was fighting for your existence when you were too busy making out with your spouse/ fiancé or your pet.
It’s good to have me back!
Believe the Prophet !
Believe the Prophet !
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