Last nite I was watching the movie 'The Social Network' - Indeed it was a great watch and it made me wonder for a while that why people get so overly excited as a whore and feel so great about their profile in social networking sites. I can't believe that I actually took out some time to share some lamest status updates which.. kinda makes me bilious. I sincerely feel you should know this.
I am sure you must have come across some below mentioned status updates, tweets or whatever shit you wanna call it.
Post 1:- "I am very angry"
Ok...so what the F**k you want me to do about it?? We all get angry sometime...maybe most of the time. But then why take so much pain to log onto you profile and update about it ? Some jackasses even reply back commenting, "Hey ...why?" After having read such posts I so wish Facebook had a tab which said, 'shoot', 'punch ‘and 'crack the nuts' !
Post 2:-"Wohoo...It Weekend!”
Do I look someone who fails to understand which day and what time it is? So what the f**k if it’s a weekend? Are you trying to be some kind of humanoid application which tells the date and time that I should know through you and which can transform the way of my life in any way better than the present? I so wish I could punch in some codes in your brain like <pending days in this life minus weekends >.
Post 3:- "Bored :("
I understand that people are genuinely bored but what do you actually expect from me and other 300 to 500 odd people on your friends list to do. I just got bored to death after knowing that you are bored.(whatever f**k that means...my blog!) I am generally not a person to give a phone call away and cheer you up. I like to give that space to people during such time. So…still bored eh? Kiss my Ass!
Post 4:- "Down with Fever…not well"
What the f**k are you doing on Facebook? If you are a guy - give yourself a b*** job and go to sleep! I am sure you will feel better!
How do we get so madly addicted to these social networking sites? How has it become a part of once existence? Why people act so corny and phony and post anything and everything as their status update. I don't want that day to come when people will see my updates like ,"wohoo...just peed...better than the last one...this time it went all the way up...right outside the window!" Still sounds something that is worth knowing - Isn't it?
hahahah..ROFLOL.....dis one s too gud...especially imagining smone actually posting such a status(d last one)...
ReplyDeletebut love, isn't it all to let others know what, how, where you are up to. there are lame status messages but then you don't have to do anything about it :P you read, say hmmm..and then click on "don't show updates from xyz " simple i say ! ;)
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