Why dogs sniff each others butt ?

Dear 'my-blog' readers - There are a lot of reasons why I post about the weird happening /not-so-happening things around me and why such things are worth sharing to you losers!

Here is an attempt to create my own world and make you a part of the same.

I was born post Indo-China war and was raised in the narrow lanes of the ever developing Mumbai city. I started to chase (first kites) various dreams and then got graduated in some obscure course. Now the chase seems to continue forever- only the variables keep changing from jobs, hobbies, girls, auto, train, etc. Everything has changed - yet all seems the same.

I was out with few friends of mine - It was 02:00 am and everyone was drunk and I being a teetotaler have had the opportunity to hear some craziest things that happens during such times .

"Why do you think dogs sniff each other’s asses and what are they trying to search?” asked a fully tunn friend of mine - 'Squid'. Everyone laughed their ass out when they heard him asking this question. Squid ignored and continued, “Back in those days when the Pandavas ruled their kingdom and of course legally ruled Draupadi too. The brothers maintained decorum and followed an excellent code of conduct. When they were in Draupadi's room - each person has to leave his Paduka (footwear) outside her room so that the brothers are aware that which of the brother is inside."

We were all amazed by the historic reason behind the 'ass sniffing' theory! He took a sip of Vodka from his glass and said, "But once when Yudhisthira was busy having his time of life with Draupadi (who else it could be) Bhima entered the room and left them embarrassed. Yudhisthira raged with anger and asked his nigga brother Bhima, why the fu*k he did that? Bhima immediately apologized and told Yudhisthira that he did not see any Paduka outside and thought nobody was in except Draupadi. When both the brothers came out to check the same they found a street dog playing with Yudhisthira Paduka outside.

Yudhisthira gave a ‘cold-death-stare’ to the dog and said with a deep voice, “Doggie – because of you Bhima saw me making-out with Draupadi and I CURSE you that from today the world will see your act and you along with your entire race shall get no privacy”.

The Dog was shit scared by the fall of curse upon him and went to ‘Narad Muni’ along with the ‘dog-union’ to find a solution to reverse the curse.”

I was pretty amazed by the way the story was turning out to be and it was already 03:30 am and I so badly wanted to crash. But then Squids story kept me awake that night.

We were all at Squid place seriously listening to something which was full of crap but yet interesting.

And there he continues feeling the inner pain of the dog, “Narad Muni heard the story of the pity dog and advised him to write an apology letter to ‘Indra’- the Savior. The dog immediately drafted the letter and got the same proof-read by Narad Muni and left to submit the same to Indra. Indra used to live a little far from that place and they had to cross a water body to go to the other side.”

This is where the story gets weird, “The union decided to stuff the apology letter in one of the trustworthy dog’s ass so that it does not get wet. But sadly it was high tide and they had to reach there on time, they decided to take the risk but the luck didn’t favor the brave this time! The dogs got lost and few other were scattered with the mighty flow of the current”

Till date they sniff around each other crack to find the apology letter to reverse the curse. So next time when you see a dog doing that - you know what is the exact reason behind the same!

The search is for ‘Chitti’ – The Letter!”

I will never forget that night - I had to go though the entire story (and also live to share about it)! Now that’s 'Squid' for your guys.

My next post will be about another friend of mine -'Bulb-head' who is weird in his own way and dreams about the earning a billion dollar in this life and wants to be a global citizen!